Dad, I've got to talk to you about Mark.

He's giving you trouble, is he?

Ella, our perfect son is here. - He needs to talk. - Oh, now wait a minute, now. I know. I know. I was-- A handful. Then you should understand. - Sure. - So? Now, look, remember when you were a kid? Mark is not going to listen to a word you say until he's, oh, 35. - What is it, dear? - Oh, hey, Ma. I just can't get Mark to listen to me. That's all. I don't know what to do. Wait until I get the camera on. Come on, Dad. Now look straight at the camera and say, "What's the matter with kids these days?" Come on, Dad. Well, honey, maybe you should try listening to Mark. Family-- Oh, I love this. --isn't it about time? I can't wait until I send your sister a copy. Oh, yeah, right, like she was the perfect child. From The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.