Mom, where's my hairbrush?

Has anybody seen my shoes?

They're white. On the stairs, Jenny.

Who used all the toothpaste?

I did. Used toothpaste is really gross. Andy! Has anybody seen my backpack?

If I don't find my backpack, I'm going to miss the bus!

Does anybody listen to me?

Does anybody even care if I miss my bus?

I knew it. I just missed my bus.

Daddy, will you please take me to school today? I thought you'd never ask.

That is so not funny.

- Family. - Go on. Give your mom a kiss. Isn't it about time? From The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.