The night I wore my Sunday best for supper with a special guest, I found my chair and fixed my hair and sat the best I could.

Avast, ye landlubbers!

But a pirate with his mighty boots swung through the window from the woods.

He crashed and slashed.

Until my mother finally said,

"Anthony! That's enough! Now off to bed."

So I went where I was sent and waited in the gloom, but the queen knew where I'd been and snuck into my room. Family--isn't it about time? I love you very much. Come back to dinner, and you may have dessert with us. But your friend will have to stay.