Dear Sister Kim, you are hereby called to serve as a missionary

Hey, what that guy said to you in class was really mean. Yeah. It was.

Do you want to come sit with us? Really?

Hey, guys, it's my brother in Fiji. Come say hi. What's he doing in Fiji? I’ve been serving a mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter- day Saints. It’s been amazing!

Did you do anything this weekend?

Huh? No, nothing.

Actually, you know that's not true. Uh, on Saturday, I helped a group of teens learn about emergency preparedness. And on Sunday, I sang in our church choir.

Wait, what?