1971
Puzzled Valentine
February 1971


“Puzzled Valentine,” Friend, Feb. 1971, 22

Puzzled Valentine

Hearts are thin and hearts are fat

And most are colored red.

Everyone has a heart,

That’s what the teacher said.

So I don’t see just how I can

Give my heart to you,

For if I do, then I’ll have none

And you’ll be having two!