Riddles

What did the beach say when the tide came in? “Long time no sea.”
What is something you can hold without touching? Your breath.
What did the big rose say to the little rose? “Hi, bud!”

Gary: What kind of boats do vampires prefer?
Mike: I don’t know.
Gary: Blood vessels.

How do you make an elephant float? With two scoops of ice cream, an elephant, and some root beer.

What’s the best way to drive a baby buggy? Tickle its feet.