“Storybook Arithmetic,” Friend, May 1983, 23
Storybook Arithmetic
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Write the number of blackbirds baked in a pie.
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ADD the hour the mouse ran down the clock.
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SUBTRACT the hour Cinderella had to leave the ball.
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ADD the number of dwarfs in the story Snow White.
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MULTIPLY this total by how many kittens lost their mittens.
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DIVIDE this score by the number of Old King Cole’s fiddlers.
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MULTIPLY this score by how many bears Goldilocks met.
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ADD the number of Ali Baba’s thieves.
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Your answer should be the number of years Sleeping Beauty slumbered.