“Sister Simon’s Saints,” Friend, Nov. 1996, 47
Sister Simon’s Saints
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You’re crazy, Josh. You had enough money for a new bike and then you go wacko and give a tenth of your hard-earned loot to your church.
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If you didn’t want to use that money for your bike, you could’ve bought baseball cards.
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If you didn’t want baseball cards, you could’ve bought a model plane.
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If you didn’t want a model plane, you could’ve had a new football. This thing’s coming apart at the seams.
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But no, you just gave your money away! And now what do you have to show for it?
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Peace of mind? What’s peace of mind?