“The Extra Smile,” New Era, May 2008, 39
The Extra Smile
(Click.) “Dad! No! This show is so corny!”
(Click. Click. Click. Click.) “No … Dumb … Stupid … Nah …”
“Hey! Why’d you turn it off?!”
Ryan Stoker
“Elder, would you please stop singing ‘High on the Mountain Top’!”
R+R Goldsberry
“No, really. I meant it as a compliment when I called you an ‘eight-cow wife!’ ”
Val Chadwick Bagley
“It’s been over 30 years since you learned math. How do you know things haven’t changed since then?”
Randy Glasbergen