Riddles

What keys are too big to carry in your pocket? A donkey, a monkey, and a turkey.

George: “I saw something last night that I’ll never get over!”
Tom: “What was that?”
George: “The moon.”

If you were locked up in a room with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out? Strike one, strike two, strike three, and you’re OUT.

What colors did the artist use in his picture of the storm at sea? The wind “blue” and the waves “rose.”