“Snoo’s Zoo,” Friend, June 1988, 20–21
Snoo’s Zoo
There once was a SNOO
Who invented a zoo
Where all of the creatures were rare.
The green TIPAROO,
The TICKLE-ME-TOO,
The whale-whiskered WHOMPUS were there
With the red-freckled CLAKE,
The wild KITTIWAKE,
And all of the FISH-OF-THE-AIR.
It seemed to this SNOO
That his preposterous zoo
Held the fairest of the fair.
As long as he slept,
They whickered and leapt,
But when he awoke, they weren’t there!