“The Beguiling Alligator,” Friend, Apr. 1989, 31
The Beguiling Alligator
“Won’t you come along with me?”
said the alligator fellow
As he waddled from the marshy pond,
looking sleek and mellow.
“We’ll have a merry party—
it will be a jolly ball.
We’ll dance a swinging hula,
and I’ll welcome one and all.
We’ll dine on watermelon
and finish off with cake.
Then, when we feel like swimming,
why, there’s my private lake!
“Come, ye turtles, fowls, all critters.
Come, ye everyone.
Join the merry party.
We’ll have a lot of fun!”
So they hurried to the party,
where he dined them splendidly
With cake and ice-cream sundaes,
all served most festively.
And when they all were filled right up
with hot dogs and more cake,
He very kindly led them
to his own secluded lake.
They tumbled in the water
(the foolish and the fat!),
And the alligator ate them!
And that, my friend, is that!
Illustrated by Shauna Mooney