“Matt and Mandy,” Friend, Feb. 2006, 39
Matt and Mandy
Girl: Mandy, my mom says I can get a small rose tattooed on my ankle by that new tattoo artist on Park Street. Do you want to get one too?
Mandy: Is this tattoo guy the best artist ever?
Girl: Probably not. Why?
Mandy: Is he even the millionth best?
Girl: Probably not. Why?
Mandy: My body was made by Heavenly Father. He’s a million times better than the best artist ever. Should I let anyone paint over His work?
Girl: Probably not.
Mandy: Should you?
Girl: If I bought us a couple of hot fudge sundaes with some of the tattoo money would you turn me down?
Mandy: Probably not.