2007
For the Birds—Jokes
October 2007

“For the Birds—Jokes,” Friend, Oct. 2007, 26

Jokes

  1. Why do birds fly south for the winter?

  2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

  3. What kind of bird never gets a haircut?

Answers:

  • 1. It’s faster than walking. 2. To get to the other slide. 3. A bald eagle.

Now the birds have privacy!

Illustrations by Alisa Haggard