[Jokes]

If a boy broke his knee, where could he get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kidneys.

Mama Owl: Baby Owl worries me.
Papa Owl: Why?
Mama Owl: He never gives a hoot about anything.

Henry: I can lie in bed in the morning and watch the sunrise.
Harry: That’s nothing. I can sit in the dining room and watch the kitchen sink!

John: The garden hose, the cabbage, and the tomato had a race.
Mary: I bet the hose came out in the long run.
John: No. The cabbage came out ahead, the tomato was trying to catch up, and the hose was still running.

Why is it dangerous to walk in the country in springtime? Because the grass is full of blades and the trees are shooting upward.