1973
Riddles
October 1973


“Riddles,” Friend, Oct. 1973, 22

Riddles

What has feet and legs and nothing else? Stockings.

Who makes a living by driving his customers away? A taxi driver.

When is a soprano like an ocean liner? When she’s on the high C’s.

What is nothing but holes tied to holes and yet is strong as steel? A chain.

Why is an empty matchbox better than all other boxes? Because it is matchless.