“Riddles,” Friend, Oct. 1973, 22
Riddles
What has feet and legs and nothing else? Stockings.
Who makes a living by driving his customers away? A taxi driver.
When is a soprano like an ocean liner? When she’s on the high C’s.
What is nothing but holes tied to holes and yet is strong as steel? A chain.
Why is an empty matchbox better than all other boxes? Because it is matchless.