The Extra Smile

“Tommy! Would it kill you to pick up some clothes around here?!”

“I don’t want to chance it, Mom.”

Ryan Stoker

“The rabbit goes around the tree, then through the … Drat! Somebody find a Scout manual, and the rest of you untie me.”

Arie Van De Graaff

“You’re new, Elder, and I like your enthusiasm. But you don’t need to wear a tie with your pajamas.”

Rick Goldsberry

“If dating were a merit badge, he’d have his Eagle by now.”

Val Chadwick Bagley